Monday 7 November 2016

Waiting


14 comments:

  1. Can you help me swap permanently with UFC fighter valentina 'bullet' shevchenko

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  2. Much as I'd like to help you out, I'm not sure she'd like being swapped without her permission, and from the looks of her, she could probably hospitalise me with a hard stare. So I wish you luck, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline your request on grounds of pure cowardice. Sorry. :C

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  3. Well, you get me a properly notarized consent form and I'll see what I can do...

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  4. How about, she has become unbeatable in the woman's division and is denied the opportunity to fight the men. So she decides to swap with me.

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  5. Well, I can certainly help out there! That's easy! I'll just start a petition urging the UFC to let her fight the men as well. Gets the same result with a lot less risk of unintended side-effects :)
    Sometimes the direct approach is best.

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  6. Here's your notarized consent form

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    1. ...that seems to be in order. What precisely would you like me to do, how should I go about it, and what would I receive in return?

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  7. My sentiments exactly. "it's like a little prayer".
    Thank you - Nice...
    -CL

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    1. I'm not sure what you mean here. Are you quoting Madonna? But... you're welcome?

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    2. That and the following rhyming stanza "I wanna take you there" - That's how your caption read to me.
      -Clare

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